Promises, Promises

Remember when I said I was gonna blog more during the month of May?Oops!!! I did it again & lied. Here it is almost the last day of the month & I’m just now getting to it. There was a lot going on this month & let’s see if I can remember it all. At the beginning of the month I went to go see Lady GaGa at Terminal 5 with Tasia, Kinnon, Tasha & Xtina. This was my 2nd time seeing her & man oh man GaGa has definitely gained some fans since I last met her & saw her perform in October. Girls, Gays, Girls! Could be the title of the night. I was pushed & shoved so much it was insane. My group & I were literally hating people at the beginning of the night. These 2 tall guys that were on my left were basically f*cking & being too drunk & obnoxious for their own good. Don’t get me wrong, I love to cause a scene but for real this was ridiculous. Even their friends were telling them to stop. Behind me was a boy/girl/tranny hootinanny who was all up on my jock (I think bc we were all crammed). On my right was a little blonde girl who kept saying she couldn’t see anything. In a nutshell it was nanners. Finally GaGa came out & thrilled us all. Love Game had Tasia & I in a tizzy since we love us some love games. The acoustic performance of Poker Face was flawless. The shout out for the gays on Boys Boys Boys was awesome. New songs about vibrator’s was just as interesting as her sitting at a piano dressed in bubbles. No shit, bitch was in bubbles. I LIVED for it. She’s becoming a better performer more & more. I just saw her video to Paparazzi & it seriously brings video to the art form that music video’s were back in the day. I haven’t seen a video I have really liked in quite some time. All in all we had a great time & I left there smelling like vodka. Not because I was drunk but because I kept getting so many drinks spilled on me. We then went back to my place & I deejayed for us & poured drinks & we had an awesome time. Tasia debuted the Tasia shuffle & I’ve been doing it since.

On Mother’s Day I went to B.B. King’s with Scott & his friend Esmerelda to see En Vogue. They got back together to do a lil reunion tour, all original members. This show was very different in the sense that no one shoved & pushed. We were all still close to each other but it was not insane. There were still tons of gays with one screaming behind me every 5 minutes at Dawn telling her to Work! This other girl with a side pony tail decided to cut in front of me so she could tape them on her camera. I decided not to cut her on the good side of the face basically because bitch didn’t have a good side. J/k but not really. The show was awesome & each member tore it up. They were a different kind of girl group in the sense that every single member had lead vocals on many of the hit songs they had. Cindy looked amazing for having popped out 4 kiddies. Scott & I were beyond excited when she took our hands at the end of the show. Ok, so it’s more like we ran up to take her hands but whatevs. Dawn’s tig ole bitties were much larger than I remembered. Maxine’s vocals were as strong as they were back in the day. Lastly, Terri gave so much runway face & slick moves the gays were eating her up. They ended their show with Free Your Mind which had the crowd roaring. All in all they gave us something we could feel & they should know that our lovin’…. well they’re always gonna get it. That memory I will Hold On to for sure.

This month has continued to hit me musically because Kylie announced she was coming to the states FINALLY so you know I had to get a ticket for that. Pink is also bringing her sass here as well. Both of these shows go down in October so I will be looking forward to both of those shows.

This month also brought all the season finale to ALL my shows I watch. Desperate Housewives finally brought a conclusion to the crazy guy & I’m thinking that Susan will finally be back with Mike. Linette needs to seriously stop having children. Her bad ass kids have always drove me nanners. I thought Brothers & Sisters was a lil ho hum. Still good but somehow I was expecting more. Gossip Girl was ok but got really good in the last few minutes. I’m also a sucker for Dancing With The Stars which I also call Dancing with the Z-Listers or old bitches. I had always wanted Lil’ Kim to be in the finals. Just like a ball of yarn to a kitty it was somehow yanked away from her. I never watched the Bachelor but I have to say I thought Melissa was really good. I liked Shawn & Giles equally & thought they all were deserving of the win. Big ups to Shawn for being the youngest winner ever.

90210 is a major guilty pleasure & after seeing this last episode I think I will have to stop watching next season. Now watch them bring back Luke Perry or some mess just so I will have to watch. I Love Money 2 is another guilty pleasure. Frenchie cracks my shit up & when they have to have captions for what she says printed out the way it sounds always makes me giggle. Still watching the Real World/Road Rules challenge & big ups to Mark showing the kids how to keep up. South Park still makes me LOL 12 years strong. I also read that the shows that they made just for me Samantha Who, Eli Stone & Dirty Sexy Money were canceled. Oh well, I enjoyed it while it lasted. 30 Rock continues to get better & better with each episode. SNL seems to have good weeks equally with bad weeks. I guess it just depends on the host & the writers running out of ideas. Anything with Kristen Wiig is hilarious. Ugly Betty is still awesome (to me) but now that it’s being moved to Friday’s I guess that means I need to start saying goodbye to it as well. I have always been most like Amanda’s character. That last episode was really sad & I felt bad for Betty & Daniel.

Speaking of feeling bad, Grey’s Anatomy had me more torn up then I thought it would. I was not expecting that outcome AT ALL. Call me a wuss but when any show deals with a tumor I become a wreck. Maybe because it hits too close to home but damn, when it was over I sat there for a good 5 minutes just upset. I had to tell myself it was just a frickin tv show & that’s all. Damn, I can be a softie. On The Tudor’s it seems no one is a softie. Heads rolling left & right. This season kind of sucked to me. The first two were awesome & I hear the next season is the last. It’s gotta be true because they are gonna run out of wives really soon.

As for all the American Idol mess….. well what can I say? I think I jinxed Adam when I posted a facebook status saying if we can get a black man to the White House then maybe we can get a gay to be the next American Idol. Oh well, promises, promises. I really do like Adam & I’m sure he’ll do fine. Now it seems everyone is putting him on blast about not coming out. I feel a lil torn about this. I understand why everyone wants him to be a role model & come out. I also understand why he hasn’t totally. But seriously people, I (like so many others) have seen the pics online. Bitch is gay, now call it a muthaf*ckin’ day & leave it alone. (Quick Note: Absolutely loved the first episode of Glee & I can’t wait for the fall for the rest of the episodes)

I think I have covered all my tv show addictions. So You Think You Can Dance & Weeds will be what I’ll be watching in the meantime. For those of you reading & thinking why didn’t he tell a fabulous story or something? Don’t worry babies. Just like famous politicians I’ll get around to it. Wink wink

I have also been listening to a LOT of upcoming & new artists. There are a ton of songs that will be vying for the title of Summer Jam. So let me hit you with 15 songs that I’ve been cranking the month of May.

1. I Know You Want Me/Pitbull

2. Patron Tequila/Paradiso Girls feat. Lil’ Wayne & Eve

3. Fire Burning/Sean Kingston

4. Good Girls Go Bad/Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl)

5. Heartbreak (Make Me A Dancer)/Freemason’s feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor

6. Evacuate The Dancefloor/Cascada

7. Waking Up In Vegas/Katy Perry

8. Imma Be/Black Eyed Peas

9. Don’t Trust Me/3 Oh3!

10. Work/Saturdays

11. Don’t Stop Believin’/Glee Cast

12. Epiphany/Chrisette Michele

13. You Belong With Me/Taylor Swift

14. Hush, Hush/Pussycat Dolls

15. Love Struck/V Factory